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By Cecily Von Ziegesar

Welcome to manhattan City's top East part, the place my neighbors and that i reside, visit college, play, and sleep-sometimes with one another. It's a luxe existence, yet someone's obtained to dwell it . . . until eventually they die.

So starts Gossip lady, Psycho Killer, a re-imagined and accelerated slasher version of the 1st groundbreaking Gossip Girl novel, that includes all new grisly scenes and over-the-top gore through number 1 New York Times bestselling writer Cecily von Ziegesar.

Just as within the unique tale, Serena returns from boarding university hoping to make amends together with her BFF Blair Waldorf--things simply haven't been an analogous on account that Nate Archibald got here among them. yet here's the place our darkish story takes a flip: Serena makes a decision that the one means for her to make issues correct with Blair is to dispose of Nate. If that implies killing him, good, c'est l. a. vie. Her tried homicide doesn't move left out via Blair, in spite of the fact that, who isn't approximately to enable Serena kill whoever she wants-not while there's Cyrus Rose and Chuck Bass and Titi Coates and everybody else who's ever annoyed Blair to do away with first...

American Psycho's Patrick Bateman has met his fit in Manhattan's most up-to-date, most lovely trendsetting serial killers, Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen.

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Plus, Serena didn’t play tennis. With aching arms and legs she worked, sweating and panting, to the pinnacle of the steps, headed for Musical tools at the moment flooring. subsequent factor you recognize they’ll be going at it with cellos. a long way more fit, Blair took the marble steps at a time. quickly she was once correct at the back of that common blond swath of hair. Blair squared her shoulders and took goal. She drew her arm again like a bow and hurled the yataghan at Serena’s straining shape, catching her among the shoulder blades. Blood blossomed at the yellow gown. Slowly, like a slain warrior in a film, Serena dropped her saber, staggered, and fell. Blair wanted she had a chainsaw. by some means she’d anticipated Serena’s demise to be grisly, grotesque, and noisy. however the stairwell was once quiet. She waited for Serena to stand up and strike back like Glenn shut within the bath on the finish of deadly appeal, yet not anything occurred, no longer even a twitch of Serena’s bloody hand. Blair became and headed again downstairs back, feeling a bit of ripped off. a minimum of Serena was once lifeless now, yet her new sneakers have been completely fucked. defense used to be busy locking down the realm. not anyone used to be allowed in or out whereas the murderers ran amok. Blair lower back to her desk and started to eat her crème brûlée. It was once jam-packed with eggs, yet she didn’t care—she’d throw all of it up quickly besides. “Hey Blair. ” Nate got here up in the back of her and positioned his fingers on her shoulders, inflicting Blair to drop her spoon with a clatter. He smiled and leaned over her. “That appears extraordinary. am i able to have a chunk? ” Blair’s hand fluttered nervously to her center. horny Nate. Her Nate. God, she nonetheless sought after him—so, lots. yet she wasn’t going to renounce that simply. She had her delight. Regaining her composure, she reached for her Bloody Mary and downed the full drink in a single large swallow, together with the poison dart frog Chuck had thrown in precisely for enjoyable. “You could have the rest,” she belched and driven her chair again. “Excuse me. ” open air the Met the ambulances have been simply arriving. There will be particularly a commotion when they found out that Serena van der Woodsen used to be lifeless. Blair clacked away on her dirty mules to the women’ room the place she may stick her finger down her throat and conceal from safeguard. a few girl. good day humans! i assumed S appeared lovely in her photo within the Sunday occasions types part. even supposing her lecturers most likely weren’t delighted to determine her double-fisting martinis on a faculty evening. to inform you the reality, I’m type of over the whole lot. I suggest, isn’t it sufficient that we've got to determine that photo of her at any time when we use public transportation? evidently you’re no longer over it but, notwithstanding. YOUR email q: howdy gg, i went to the exhibit on the gallery and searched for ur photo. very horny. i admire ur column too. u rule. —Bigfan a: expensive Bigfan, so long as you're not a stalker, i assume I’m flattered. —GG q: pricey Gossip woman, while I observed S’s photograph within the paper, I had an idea!! Are you S? while you are, you're very sneaky. additionally, my dad loves you and needs you to jot down a booklet. He’s acquired plenty of connections.

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