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By Alan Goldsher

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING!

Maria von Trapp is nice, blameless, and will sing like an a ngel. Oh, and she's additionally a bloodthirsty vampire.

whilst Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested Abbey the place she's been living for the previous 612 years, she's pressured to keep up the relations von Trapp, a rowdy extended family short of a few critical discipline...or vampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp young ones into young ones of the evening and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the relatives turns out destined for everlasting (really, fairly everlasting) bliss. however the Nazi Undeath Squads are at the march, purpose on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria should do every thing in her energy -- supernatural or differently -- to save lots of her vampire brood.

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Friedrich requested, “What occurred right here? ” Louisa instructed him, “Father and the Baroness have become married. ” “Oh,” Friedrich stated, then, unmoving and unblinking, stared on the Baroness. She met the boy’s gaze, yet might basically carry it for a couple of seconds. She surveyed the brats—all have been observing her, unmoving and unblinking. “So,” she acknowledged virtually nervously, “how does a woman pass approximately getting a few welcome-to-the-family hugs round the following? ” In unison, the von Trapp teenagers hissed on the Succubus, became on their heels, and walked down the driveway and out front gate. once they have been out of sight, the Captain grew to become to Elsa and Max, and acknowledged, “Well, i believe that went smashingly. Who desires a drink? ” after which he handed out. bankruptcy eight in the middle of placing jointly an influence element presentation to exploit as a recruitment software, mom Zombie used to be jolted from her reverie by means of a pointy noise from the Abbey’s front. Irked, she begun an extended shuffle to the Abbey’s entrance gate; while she ultimately arrived a few thirty mins later, the Abbey’s overseer requested Zombie Sister Cinnamon, “What was once all of the brouhaha? ” “Well, those seven brats—actually, it was once six brats, and one pompous, snotty, pretentious woman twerp—wanted to go to everybody’s favourite flibbertijibbet. ” “Speaking of which,” mom Zombie acknowledged, “Bring her to me. ” Thirty-six mins later, Maria was once sitting in entrance of mom Zombie’s table, donning her favourite black cat swimsuit, rubbing her head. “Mother, why did Cinnamon pull me in the following by means of my roots? All she needed to do used to be inform me you had summoned me and I’d have rushed over. What’s it with you Zombies and all of the pointless violence? ” “Never brain that. inform me why you might have lower back. If it’s for an excellent cause, I shall allow you to remain. If it’s for a nasty cause, good, there are many households trying to find Governesses. Why have been you introduced again to us? ” “I wasn’t introduced again, mom Zombie. I left of my very own accord. ” “Why? ” “I used to be scared. ” “You? Scared?! You’re a Vampire! What must you worry, aside from a stake to the center? ” Maria acknowledged, “I don’t know the way repeatedly this should be reiterated to the reader, yet this stake to the guts enterprise is malarkey. all people is familiar with the one factor that could kill a Vampire is…” not giggling, mom Zombie acknowledged, “Shh. I hate Vampires up to the subsequent Zombie does, but when the realm unearths out how effortless it really is to prevent you, your variety should be extinct in a question of weeks … and that may finish Stephenie Meyer’s occupation ahead of it even begins. ” “Who’s Stephenie Meyer? And why does she spell Stephanie as Stephenie? ” “Never brain. inform me what you have been terrified of. ” “Fright isn't the correct note, in keeping with se. probably confusion. combined with anxiety. mixed with alarm. With a slightly of exhaustion. let alone the boredom. And a smidgen of again discomfort. I additionally in some way stuck a case of the crabs. So i wished to be clear of all of that; therefore, the following i'm. ” “Maria, our Abbey isn’t a spot that Vampires can use as an get away from their difficulties. ” “Well, it may be,” she pouted.

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