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By Mark Leyner

A neighborhood theater's creation of certain Yearnings triggers a string of underground nuclear explosions from St. Louis to Worcester, Massachusetts. a guy frantically swats on the blaze that his female friend has ignited in his trousers, whereas her relations attempts to determine even if his agonized signal language ability "Under the Volcano" or "No Time for Sergeants." Charo, Marianne Faithfull, and Napoleon's sister switch glittering witticisms and pornographic come-ons with languid aesthetes and unhinged suburbanites.

Such eventualities are only par for the direction during this gloriously disorienting quantity through Mark Leyner, writer of My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist and Et Tu, Babe, and a author who performs the English language the best way Jimi Hendrix performed the guitar: at blinding velocity, risky quantity, and with an ideal mix of lyricism and sheer threat.

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