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By Willie Geist

This isn't the first publication written approximately quantum mechanics, however it simply will be the final. the idea provided inside of those pages is so innovative that it has shocked the clinical group into reconsidering centuries of considered the habit of strength and subject. arrange to have your brain blown.

Sorry, that is the creation to Willie Geist's next book--the end result of his life's paintings. search for it subsequent spring, simply in time for Mother's Day. This e-book is ready his different ardour: freaks.

while he isn't within the lab, Geist spends his time on MSNBC's Morning Joe sifting throughout the wreckage of yank politics and pop culture. nowadays, that is a major task. With an Alaska hockey mother turning, virtually in a single day, right into a nationwide icon and dangerous to maneuver from Wasilla to the White residence, with the world's most renowned athlete now linked much less with the Masters and extra with the strippers, and with truth television operating round the clock to make sure the constitutional correct of each guy, lady, and baby to 15 mins of reputation, Geist's enterprise is thriving.

In his hilarious first e-book, American Freak Show, Geist takes the shrewdpermanent, biting statement enjoyed by way of his tv viewers to new satirical extremes. The real-life characters who now hang-out our day-by-day lives are solid as stars in thoroughly made-up scenes that, frankly, will not be all that faraway from reality.

Geist treats us to the 1st examine President Sarah Palin's unconventional inaugural handle, played continue to exist WWE's Monday evening Raw after her renegade victory within the 2012 election. We move contained in the ballroom for a Dean Martin-style welcome roast of Bernie Madoff upon his arrival in Hell, with Pol Pot serving as sidesplitting roastmaster. Geist presents us with never-before-seen FBI wiretap transcripts of the extra mundane, yet both profane, cell conversations of former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich. And George W. Bush's batting-cage-and-waterslide-themed plans for a presidential library are laid out publicly for the 1st time.

From Obama to Oprah, Afghanistan to Lohan, and Snooki to the Salahis, Willie Geist spares nobody as our host of this wild American Freak Show. you will snort out loud whereas weeping for the way forward for the US.

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