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By Irvine Welsh

Irvine Welsh returns to Edinburgh, the house of Trainspotting and such a lot of of his novels when you consider that, with a brand new novel that includes one in all his such a lot iconic and loved characters—'Juice' Terry Lawson—that's thick at the Scottish brogue, heavy at the dirt and masterful in its comedic timing.

A first rate Ride sees Irvine Welsh again in Edinburgh, this time with certainly one of his so much compelling and renowned characters entrance and heart: the rampaging strength of nature that's 'Juice' Terry Lawson, first obvious in Glue.
     Juice is a guy who comprises multitudes: he is a best shagger, drug-dealing, gonzo pornstar and taxi motive force. As we trip alongside in Juice's cab during the wicked streets of Edinburgh, Juice encounters a sequence of charmingly filthy characters, every one of whom current their very own, uh, particular demanding situations. Has he ultimately met his fit in typhoon 'Bawbag'? Can he realize the destiny of the lacking attractiveness, Jinty Magdalen, and hold her idiot-savant lover, the man-child Wee Jonty, out of criminal? Will he discover the true causes of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV big name, Ronald Checker? And, crucially, will Juice have the ability to negotiate lifestyles after a bad occasion robs him of his sexual virility, and will a brand new fascination for the sport of golfing aid him to stay with no . . . a respectable ride? (The which means of the name is beginning to sink in now, huh?). So buckle your seatbelts and get ready for one unforgettable trip.

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